Yo Huawei, "Fly, be free" as Mork would say to the egg. We all know you're a spy for China. Otherwise, you'd do a Tesla and offer a million dollars to anyone who could find back-door hooks into your stuff. Well, Tesla is just offering a free car to anyone who could hack their computer system. Come on, guys! Your CFO is in the slammer. Countries around the world have blacklisted your products.The U.S. even wants to extradite your CFO! So why not a big-bucks bounty? Either your PR firm needs to be reeducated shoveling shit on a Xinguangan pig farm, or you really do have something to hide.