J. P. Morgan Chase: "You F---ed Up; You Trusted Agari!"
Especially after the public embarrassment suffered by J.P.Morgan Chase over their data breach that compromised 76 million households and 7 million small businesses, the fact you chose AGARI as your email spoofing protection is, well, a screwup. And like the movie Animal House (see the clip above), do the Agari execs routinely buy you a drink and commiserate with the famous line, "You f---ed up; you trusted us." Because the reason Agari could never achieve U.S. Government FedRAMP certification as a trusted protection source is that DHX BOD 18-01 compliance forbids exposing Personally Identifiable Information (or PII). When the heck are you guys going to get a competent CISO?